Mario, Luigi, King Koopa, Nicole Richie & my former Spanish teacher!?!?!

WTF??? you may be asking yourself or questioning what the heck these people/some fictional ones have in common - right? After reading Tara's latest dream post, I'll go ahead and share my crazy dreams. Maybe there's something in Ohio water, I tell ya ;) haa haa.

Friday night - was strange dream #1. I was at an Italian Deli/restaurant with a group of people and King Koopa (YES that freaky green creature from Nintendo) was about to arrive and he wanted to "talk" to me. I became very nervous upon his arrival so I went upstairs to the bathroom and hid from the gang. I kept hearing my name being called so I finally gave in and went back to the table. THERE HE WAS - KING KOOPA himself sitting there but without a mask/or some silly green costume on. He was a big Italian fat man and he took me aside to confess his love for me. He wanted to impress me, so he took me into his private plane and said that he loved me and that Mario isn't right for me. Mario just happened to be (Evil-E) in this dream *LOL* ! I told King Koopa the truth - that my heart wasn't for him, it will always be with Mario and then he asked me about Luigi and then I was lost in space. I told him Luigi was never in my life and then when we landed and walked back into the restaurant, King Koopa went on his way and I walked in to celebrate my love with Mario. There was some Italian music playing and I danced on the table with Nicole Richie (she came out of no-where as well) and the last thing I said was "OPPA!" which means hooray in Greek.

Then Saturday night I had another strange dream. I was sitting in a classroom setting and my former Spanish teacher from high school, Mr. Turk (who I had a crush on back in the days) was teaching the class. As the bell rang & everybody left I sat at my desk and asked Mr. Turk if everything was ok, because he seemed really distraught & not like himself. He said yeah but paused. I figured it would be best to mind my own business so as I left his class he told me to wait. And then he said how he had a crush on me but then said something like "NO, this isn't right.... I'm just really confused!" I didn't know what to say so I left and then I talked to some girls who were in my study hall about it and then one girl asked me what was I going to do about it? and then I woke up!!! Damn*it -----> I hate when that happens!!! When you wake up from a dream and all you want to know is how is it going to end.

VERY WEIRD though, don't ya think? Anybody else having weird dreams lately?!?!? Post them here :)!

Sometimes it's all in a name!

Maybe "The *Bullshit* Blogger" isn't the best name. Since I'm new to this whole scene, I would like your input on what I should name my blog. Any ideas?

Toilet Thursday!

Every Tues & Thursday I will review the best & the worst toilets around town. Ever since I was a wee lil' kid, I was fascinated with TOILETS. *WHY?* you may ask, heck if I know. Maybe in my past life (if there's such a thing) I was an animal of some sort always looking for a place to go or maybe I was the person who invented the best invention around ;)! You just never know...

Beachwood Place (or as I call it "Bitchwood" Mall - love the stores - not the people). They remodeled the whole place and the bathrooms in the food-court (pic below) are beautiful!

When I get a pimpin' camera one of these days - I'm going to take lots of pics for you fine folks ;)! Until then, I will take what I can get ;) off the net. Shhhhhh - don't blow my cover now. Back to the bathrooms now. The bathrooms there are very clean, automatic flushes (which tend to be a bitch at times and not work when you stand and then ya gotta find that lil tiny button to make it work), automatic sinks 'n' all. It feels like a Japanese resort when you walk in! The walls are painted light brown (like the color of chocolate milk) and the doors to each stall resemble rice paper. The essence you get when you walk in is very refreshing :)!

And at Nordstrom's - they have a huge bathroom with a seating/waiting room that's bigger than my apartment. You could literally throw a party up in there. There are about 10 stalls in there & it's always been very clean when I've gone in there.

Beachwood Place gets an A+ !!!

Say What?!?! ~ Funny words of the day

ANGINA - Sounds like a problem going on down there in a girl's southern region but the actual definition is:

an·gi·na
-noun Pathology.
1. any attack of painful spasms characterized by sensations of choking or suffocating.
2. angina pectoris.
3. any disease of the throat or fauces.



PIANIST - I used to play the piano so I know all about this word but when it's stated out-loud it sounds funny :)! Sounds like penis with an "ist" at the end.

pi·an·ist
noun
a person who plays the piano, esp. one who performs expertly or professionally.

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